Humor

[Mortition]

A f ew days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We a ll looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'

If you're not sure what a 71 0 is click the link: http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg

[Khayman68]

That link did not work for me.... but I found another one that would work just as well.


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[ianthathegnome]

gosh i hope neither of your significant others are blonde..otherwise u will be doing a lot of rep repair! :P

[Khayman68]

You know mine is Blonde... if she thought I was joking with her than she would run mental circles around me and show me the error of my ways.

[Jethaya]

Just imagine this...
>
>
> > An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 90 years old, pulls up next to a
> > doctor at a street
> > light.
> >
> > The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of car
> > ya got there, sonny?"
> >
> > The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
> >
> > "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"
> >
> > "Because this car can do up to 220 miles an hour!" states the doctor
> > proudly.
> >
> > The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
> >
> > "No problem," replies the doctor.
> >
> > So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then,
> > sitting back on his Moped,
> > the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right.... but I'll stick
> > with my Moped!"
> > Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man
> > just what his car can
> > do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 150 mph.
> >
> > Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting
> > closer !
> >
> > He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly WHOOOOSSSHHH! Something
> > whips by him going
> > much faster!
> >
> > "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks
> > himself.
> >
> > He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 180 mph.
> >
> > Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!
> >
> > Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and
> > passes the Moped at 200
> > mph and he's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees
> > the old man gaining on
> > him AGAIN!
> >
> > Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes
> > the Ferrari all the
> > way up to 220 mph.
> >
> > Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The
> > Ferrari is flat out,
> > and there's nothing he can do !
> >
> > Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the
> > rear end.
> >
> > The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is still
> > alive.
> >
> > He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, "I'm a doctor... Is there
> > anything I can do for
> > you ?"
> > The old man whispers,
> >
> > "Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror!"
> >
> >