world of warcraft jokes (please join in! )

[jimmy1982]

Why didn't the warrior cross the road? No path available.

How does Naxxramas fly? With its four wings.

What's a rogue's favorite drink? Subtle tea.

How do you know someone's been playing since Vanilla? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why do hardcore raiders smell? -Because they never wipe!

 Why did the enchanter have to clean out his bank? -Because it was full of dust!

 why are warriors the worst salesman? -They charge too much!

How many GM's does it take to change a lightbulb? -None. It's working as intended

Yo mama is so fat when a rogue shadowstepped her, he got a loading screen

yo mamas so fat all of her gear is 'of the whale

this is all i can think of  so please join in an post  

 

 

 

 

[Emmika11]

tee hee

[Cheidierey]

jimmy1982 wrote:

How do you know someone's been playing since Vanilla? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

ha! no kidding! I can't even count the number of times I've seen that typed up in raids, or dungeons, or general chat, or just shouted out by random players in stormwind.

nice one Jimmy :)

[Cheidierey]

Saidish shared this one with me before, but apparently it's in game and I just never saw it:

 

An orc walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The barkeep says, "whoa, where did you find that thing?" and the parrot says, "Durotar, they've got them all over the place!"